Seattle Anti-Freeze: When Hell Freezes Over

7 09 2007

Wanna come? See the links on the right side to add yourself.

When Hell Freezes Over: Devils vs Angels
Are you good or evil? Nice or naughty? Devil or angel? Choose wisely…

On Friday, October 12, you will arrive at Spitfire at 10pm dressed as either devil or angel. Once arriving, you will (hopefully) donate $5 to help support future Anti-Freeze events and, in exchange, you will receive three devil/angel cards.

The Devil’s Rules… Each card has a task on it (“Deliver your cheesiest pickup line to a stranger”, “Do a shot without using your hands”, etc). Assign this task to anyone by giving them the card.
If they complete it:
they sign the back, and retain the card to be given out to a victim of their choice.
If they refuse:
they must take three drinks (eg, large sips). Tsk tsk!

There are three types of cards:
Devil Cards: Can only be given only to devils
Angel Cards: Can only be given only to angels
Purgatory Cards: Can be given to anyone.

The Angel’s Rules… bring women, and donate to the Anti-Freeze Support Fund. Pretty please? :-)

Now, run along and forward this to your friends!

GUYS – YOU MUST BRING A GIRL. See below.
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visit: www.theseattleantifreeze.com
join: ‘Seattle Anti-Freeze’ on facebook

You might have heard of something called the “Seattle Freeze” – where people are polite, but never actually invite you out to play. Well, we’ve had it with that – this is your chance to invite everyone you know. So, go on, forward this on to your friends, friends of friends, and any other cool people you know. The more the merrier!

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Everyone likes an even ratio. Therefore – EACH GUY MUST BRING A GIRL. Or two. Or ten. (Yeah, yeah, double standard… but this is Seattle). Don’t show up with three dudes unless you have an equal number of ladies. Got it? GUYS – BRING A GIRL. There will be someone at the door – we’ll know if you show with a bunch of guys, and it’s not cool :-) .


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3 responses

20 09 2007
Jay

Ummm… what if I want to go, but don’t know of any girls who would want to go with me? (No, I’m not a loser, and the only folks I know are colleagues who are either a bit older or committed to someone. ;-) How do get past the freeze????

23 09 2007
taoyue

From the New Yorker, September 3 & 10, 2007, p. 44: “‘Go to any public space in the world,’ Biederman had said. ‘If it’s skewing overwhelmingly male, get out as soon as possible.’”

3 10 2007
RowerRob

LOL… i’m not sharing my harem with anyone!

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